June 2001

June 2001

May 2001

Beth -the psycho ex-girlfriend

Mr. Smith- the math teacher

Jonah-Stop asking me for money

Name: Beth
Age: 34
Sex: Not enough
Offense: Theft

What type of bitch steals your credit card and your cellular phone? This one does . Why? She thought "I was cheating on her". Hmmm. That's one way to deal with the situation. You might not have a penis, but you are a serious Stupid -Dick Beth. Get a @#$@#$ clue.

Name: Mr. Lanteri
Age: 48
Sex: Only with small chickens
Offense: Power Trip

Mr. Mr. Lanteri- You may think you are a really great teacher, but you aren't.

Your intimidation of little kids for your own personal pleasure borders on criminal.

It is people like you that give education a bad name.

Name: Jonah
Age: 28
Sex: Never?
Offense: Lazy Shit, never pays

Dude, please get a @#$@$# job already. I mean seriously, if you ask me one more time to "borrow" money, I am going to pop you one.

The worst thing? Always calling me up wanting to get a few beers with me, and never having even $1 in his pocket. If you can't pay for your own beer, don't invite me out.

Get a job you stupid-dick!!!