January 2006

David Kern Are you some kind of closet homo Orny Adams freak? Stupid-Dick!

August 2001

Thanks a lot Judge Colton. I really appreciate your understanding. Jesus H. Christ, I paid the @#@#% fine, and just because I was late doing my community service, you threw me in Jail for 10 days. Uhhh, yeah, I think I learned my lesson, and will not drink and drive again, when I paid the $1200 fine. Did you have a good laugh at the bar whaen you told everyone how you threw that "Yankee college boy" into jail? I bet you did. I heard a rumor that you like dressing up in your wife's clothes. Is that true? @#$@# you, you Stupid-Dick!